Wednesday, October 22, 2008

My first intraceptive

Disclaimer: This is just a forward mail I received and bears no resemblance to the sender. Also I expect the audience to be matured enough J


MY FIRST C0ND0M:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked Her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do Was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted !!!


Monday, October 13, 2008

Some good advice

The heart is always right—if there's a question of choosing between the mind and the heart—because mind is a creation of the society. It has been educated. You have been given it by the society, not by existence.

The heart is unpolluted.


Saturday, October 11, 2008

Who is HINDU?

Got this article in mail. Interesting though!

Am I a Hindu?

 Four years ago, I was flying from JFK NY Airport to SFO to attend a meeting at Monterey, CA. An American girl was sitting on the right side, near window  seat. It indeed was a long journey - it would take nearly seven hours!
  I was surprised to see the young girl reading a Bible - unusual of young Americans! (Later I came to know that September 11 has changed mind-set of lot of US citizens. They suddenly turned religious, it seemed.) After some time she smiled and we had few acquaintances talk. I told her that I am from India.
 Then suddenly the girl asked: 'What's your faith?' 

'What?' I didn't understand the question. 'I mean, what's your religion? Are you a Christian? Or a Muslim?' 
 'No!' I replied, 'I am neither Christian nor Muslim'. 
Apparently she appeared shocked to listen to that. 'Then who are you...?'
 'I am a Hindu', I said. She looked at me as if she is seeing a caged animal. She could not understand what I was talking about.
  A common man in Europe or US knows about Christianity and Islam, as they are the leading religions of the world today.

 But a Hindu, what?

 I explained to her - I am born to a Hindu father and Hindu mother. Therefore, I am a Hindu by birth. 
'Who is your prophet?' she asked. 
'We don't have a prophet,' I replied.
'What's your Holy Book?'
'We don't have a single Holy Book, but we have hundreds and thousands of philosophical and sacred scriptures,' I replied.


 'Oh, come on...at least tell me who is your God?'
 'What do you mean by that?'
 'Like we have Yahweh and Muslims have Allah - don't you have a
 God?'
 I thought for a moment. Muslims and Christians believe one God (Male God) who created the world and takes an interest in the humans who inhabit it. Her mind is conditioned with that kind of belief.

 According to her (or anybody who doesn't know about Hinduism), a religion need to have one Prophet, one Holy book and one God. The mind is so conditioned and rigidly narrowed down to such a notion that anything else is not acceptable. I understood her perception and concept about faith. You can't compare Hinduism with any of the present leading religions where you have to believe in one concept of god.

 I tried to explain to her 'You can believe in one god and he can be a Hindu. You may believe in multiple deities and still you can be a Hindu. What's more - you may not believe in god at all, still you can be a Hindu. An atheist can also be a Hindu.'

 This sounded very crazy to her. She couldn't imagine a religion so unorganized, still surviving for thousands of years, even after  onslaught from foreign forces.

 'I don't understand...but it seems very interesting. Are you religious?'
 What can I tell to this American girl?

 I said: 'I do not go to temple regularly. I do not make any regular rituals. I have learned some of the rituals in my younger days. I still enjoy doing it sometimes.'
  'Enjoy? Are you not afraid of God?'

 'God is a friend. No- I am not afraid of God. Nobody has made any compulsions on me to perform these rituals regularly.'

 She thought for a while and then asked: 'Have you ever thought of converting to any other religion?'

 'Why should I? Even if I challenge some of the rituals and faith in Hinduism, nobody can convert me from Hinduism. Because, being a Hindu allows me to think independently and objectively, without conditioning... I remain as a Hindu never by force, but choice.' I told her that Hinduism is not a religion, but a set of beliefs and practices. It is not a religion like Christianity or Islam because it is not founded by any one person or does not have an organized controlling body like the Church or the Order, I added. There is no institution or authority.

 'So, you don't believe in God?' she wanted everything in black and white.
  'I didn't say that. I do not discard the divine reality. Our scripture, or Sruthis or Smrithis - Vedas and Upanishads or the Gita - say God might be there or he might not be there. But we pray to that supreme abstract authority (Para Brahma) that is the creator of this universe.'
  'Why can't you believe in one personal God?'
  'We have a concept - abstract - not a personal god. The concept or notion of a personal God, hiding behind the clouds of secrecy, telling us irrational stories through few men whom he sends as messengers, demanding us to worship him or punish us, does not make sense. I don't think that God is as silly as an autocratic emperor who wants others to respect him or fear him.' I told her that such notions are just fancies of less educated human imagination and fallacies, adding that generally ethnic religious practitioners in Hinduism believe in personal gods. The entry level Hinduism has over-whelming superstitions too. The philosophical side of Hinduism negates all superstitions.

 'Good that you agree God might exist. You told that you pray. What is your prayer then?'

 'Loka Samastha Sukino Bhavantu. Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti.'

 'Funny,' she laughed, 'What does it mean?'
  'May all the beings in all the worlds be happy. Om Peace, Peace,
 Peace.'

 'Hmm...very interesting. I want to learn more about this religion. It is so democratic, broad-minded and free...' she exclaimed.
  'The fact is Hinduism is a religion of the individual, for the individual and by the individual with its roots in the Vedas and the Bhagavad-Gita. It is all about an individual approaching a personal God in an individual way according to his temperament and inner evolution - it is as simple as that.'

 'How does anybody convert to Hinduism?'
  'Nobody can convert you to Hinduism, because it is not a religion, but a set of beliefs and practices. Everything is acceptable in Hinduism because there is no single authority or organization either to accept it or to reject it or to oppose it on behalf of Hinduism.' I told her - if you look for meaning in life, don't look for it in religions; don't go from one cult to another or from one guru to the next.

 For a real seeker, I told her, Bible itself gives guidelines when it says 'Kingdom of God is within you.' I reminded her of Christ's teaching about the love that we have for each other. That is where you can find the meaning of life. Loving each and every creation of the God is absolute and real. 

'Isavasyam idam sarvam' Isam (the God) is present (inhabits) here everywhere - nothing exists separate from the God, because God is present everywhere. Respect every living being and non-living things as God. That's what Hinduism teaches you. 

Hinduism is referred to as Sanathana Dharma, the eternal faith. It is based on the practice of Dharma, the code of life. The most important aspect of Hinduism is being truthful to oneself. Hinduism has no monopoly on ideas. It is open to all. Hindus believe in one God (not a personal one) expressed in different forms. For them, God is timeless and formless entity.

 Ancestors of today's Hindus believe in eternal truths and cosmic laws and these truths are opened to anyone who seeks them. But there is a section of Hindus who are either superstitious or turned fanatic to make this an organized religion like others. The British coin the word 'Hindu' and considered it as a religion.

 I said: 'Religions have become an MLM (multi-level- marketing) industry that has been trying to expand the market share by conversion. The biggest business in today's world is Spirituality. Hinduism is no exception...'

 I am a Hindu because it doesn't condition my mind with any faith system.

 How simply he explained the concept of HINDUISM, a way of living a life...


Friday, October 10, 2008

Life is.......

Leaving the house in the morning,
Dressed in clothes that you bought on credit card for work,
Driving through the traffic in a car that you are still paying for,
Putting in petrol that you cannot afford,
In order to get to the job that you hate,
But need it so badly so that you can pay for the clothes, car, petrol and the house that you leave empty the whole day, in order to live in it”